fated to pretend

EVERY TIME I HAVE TO WORK A VALENTINE’S DAY

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WHILE TALKING TO OTHER SERVERS ON A SLOW SHIFT, THE MOMENT I REALIZE I HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY TABLE

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That depressing moment when you go to pour yourself a glass of wine from what you believed to have been an almost full bottle and you realize there is barely a glass of wine left and then you wonder whats more depressing: the fact that you are sad that there isn’t enough wine left or the fact that you drank 3/4 of a bottle of wine the night before and did not even notice. 

Sounds about right  (at Barnes & Noble)

Sounds about right (at Barnes & Noble)

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Douglas Coupland, Hey Nostradamus!

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Douglas Coupland, Hey Nostradamus!

I swear some of the best nights are when I am laying in bed just talking to my best friend on the phone for hours while drinking wine. Especially because last night I got no sleep. When I say no sleep, I mean I was up to see each hour turn into the next while trying to fall asleep. I worked for 12 hours today, from 10 am-10pm. And I am still awake because my mind is wired. I am going to sleep like a baby when I finally fall asleep.

Excuse me what? Lots of laughing but no jokes? @_amandapierce

Excuse me what? Lots of laughing but no jokes? @_amandapierce