WHEN I GET A SAT AND THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER MY MANAGER TELLS ME THAT I’M CUT
THIS. EVERY. DAY.
THIS. EVERY. DAY.
That truly awful feeling you get in the bottom of your throat and stomach after sending a regretful text message and waiting anxiously for a response that you don’t think you even want to read.
When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket.
You know the one.
It’s made of wool.
It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.
But it’s not.
Every house has one.
It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.
The scratchy blanket is there.
And it waits.
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Dog Blogger Caught Napping on the Job
Internet-famous dog blogger Chorizo is at the center of a scandal that calls into question the very originality of her work. The Fluffington Post has obtained exclusive, time-stamped photos of Chorizo asleep at her laptop at the very moment she was supposedly live-tweeting the recent Grammy Awards broadcast.
“This proves that she is outsourcing her work,” says a disgruntled former associate, who agreed to be interviewed only on condition of anonymity. “I have it on good authority she has kids in the Philippines doing all her blogging while she snoozes.”
Submitted by Bianca Consunji.